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 Groucho Marx Quotes

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"There is only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked."

"Time wounds all heels."

"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."